Beards.

This picture is on Anne's site, it's a pin from an animals' rights org. Translated: "forget fur! grow a beard!". The most original statement I've seen in ages, just loving it!

I'm gonna get a shirt printed for Albert and I'm looking for a great beard quote to put on it. Ideas, anyone?
I found a few on this website (on which you can show off your own beard, hint hint^^):


There must be cooler quotes though.
The best I found yet: "my beard eats goatees for breakfast" and "yes, I am with beard".
Oh, and a matching quote for beard loving ladies would be awesome too :)